About Milk Man: Shit Edition

OH MY GOD PLEASE GO BACK TO THE MAIN PAGE PLEASE

You can download the game HERE.
You can download AN HD """""REMAKE""" OF the game HErE You can also scroll down for more ~~info~~ garbage though.

THINGS IN THE GAME

This is the title screen, you must click "suffer" to play.

You can also access the map editor I made for the game but I don't know
why you would.

The blob of things next to the rv is supposed to be the milk man, but
the texture indexes were changed from when I first made the title screen
which is why he looks really weird.

cool pppl & things >:(

	This is the milk man, aka the loser you play as. He actually has multiple expressions. Only two are used in the game though. The concerned expression is used when you're alive and the normal one is used when you die. Makes sense.
	This is a random townsperson. Random people generate with a random face preset, shirt preset, and arm preset.
	This is another random townsperson. The random face preset is labeled "douchebag".
	This is a gang member. One of many that attack you. They all look the same don't think too hard about it.

Sometimes there are signs and they also sometimes have valuable
information written on them. Not sure who keeps making them.

(the area in the screenshot is a test map)

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TIPS AND TRICKS

These tips will help you survive maybe:

* Spam left click constantly
* Don't use third-person mode ever
* Actually scratch the last one use third-person mode and scroll with the
mousewheel to see if there are any gang members near you.
* Read signs they help sometimes (kinda)

fun fact:
When I showed this to one of my friends they didn't find it excessively terrible because my whole website back then was awful